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THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

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LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR

Ahhaahhahahahaahahah

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Best Emblem3 Qutoes

Interviewer: What do you guys REALLY do during free time on tour?
Keaton: Um get naked... and go swimming.
***
Interviewer: What does a fan have to do to catch your attention?
Wesley: Light yourself on fire.
***
Interviewer: If you were all in the Hunger Games, who would win?
Keaton: I would just eat all the food right away and die.
*Wesley and Drew start laughing hysterically*
Keaton: Isn't that what the Hunger Games is about?
Wesley: *laughing* No, you don't eat tons of food bro. You're in a battle bro, you figh t people to the death.
Keaton: Oh well I would just not kill anyone because I would feel bad. I would just hide.
***
Interviewer: Can you do impersonations of each other?
Keaton: *Imitating Wes* *Girly voice* My name is Wes and I'm a girl.
***
Interviewer: What's the worst free thing you've ever gotten from a fan?
Drew: Umm Oh! Probably sweat on the back of my neck from some girl's armpit.
Keaton: Oh, I love when that happens! That's my favorite part!
***
*Answering Questions*
Keaton: What is your signature word?
Wes: Umm..... Bambi!
***
*Answering Questions*
Drew: What is your favorite movie?
Keaton: Okay, my favorite movie of all time is-
Wesley: *interrupts Keaton* It's not of all time. Don't add that in because that's not even what it is right now.
Keaton: *getting sassy* Okay fine, my favorite movie right now is... Ummm
Wesley: *taps Keaton on the leg* Dude, dude, dude, ummmm Monsters Go To College.
***
Rex: Okay, this question is for Wes. You're an amazing singer, is it natural or did you take lessons?
Wes: It's totally natural, but I did go to choir.
Drew: Remember when the choir teacher kicked me out of the auditorium for yelling "Yeah Wes, you fuckin rule!"
***
Wesley: We are here at Wango Tango, which I like to call Tango my Wango.
***
Wesley: My grandparents are like famous at church.
***
Drew: I'm skateboarding to Hawaii to attend a dolphin training school because I want to learn how to be a dolphin!
***
*Drew and Wes arguing over who gets to lean on the pole*
Wes: Stop taking the pole, this is my pole to rest on.
Drew: We can share it.
Wes: We can't share it, it's too small.
***
Keaton: It's fucking hot.
Keaton: It's fucking hot.
Keaton: It's so fucking warm!
Wes: It's toasty in here.
Keaton: WAAARRRMMM!
***
Wesley: Don't tell me what to do in my life!
***
*Making a vine*
Wes: Wait Keaton say it again.
*Keaton whips head around*
Keaton: BONER!
***
Drew: Keaton you need to start saying "Action"
Keaton: Action bitch!
***
*At the zoo*
Wesley: What the heck is a serval?
***
Wesley: Dude, I'm hungry as balls.
***
Wesley: Boobs.
***
*Talking about what they're going to do to Drew when he finally shows up to the interview*
Wes: We're going to yell surprise.
Keaton: And kick him in the nuts. And it's gonna be perfect.
***
*Pops open a bottle of champagne*
Wesley: What the shit?!
***
Drew: *staring at the food on the table* Oh my dear lord baby jebus.
***
*Drew slamming Wes down on the couch after doing the helicopter*
Keaton: No, Wes don't squish my sandwich! Oh my gosh, you were so close.
***
Keaton: *holding a piece of chocolate as a knife* rahhhhhhh *runs towards Wes*
Wes: Stop stabbing me with chocolate!!!
***
Drew: Hey just a heads up, if you see me splashing out there, it's probably for one of two reasons. I'm either fighting a shark to death or making love to a dolphin, so you'll know it's one of those things.
***
*Wes holding Isaac*
*Isaac puts his hand on Wesley's nipple*
Wesleys: Woah, that's my nipple bro.
***
*Playing heads up*
Keaton: *giving hints to Drew* We met her. She has the long dreads and you touched her hair!
Drew: Whoopie Goldberg?!
***
*Playing heads up*
Wes: *looks at screen* We all go four
Keaton: *Looks at Wes shamefully* No Wes, you, you didn't get four.
***
Keaton: It's what you do before sex!
***
Interviewer: The guys of Emblem3 are going to give us make-overs.
Wes: And lap dances!
***
*talking to the interviewer*
Drew: Yeah we went to this High School earlier today and one of the guys was like 'Bro do you even lift?' to Wes and he's like 'Cause you're looking pretty small.'
Interviewer: No way, how did you take that Wesley?!
Wes: I lifted my shirt up and everybody went crazy.
Drew: And now he has to write an apology letter.
***
*Pulls out a bag of popcorn*
Interviewer: This is for you Wesley in case you get hungry.
*Keaton steals the bag of popcorn and eats the whole thing*
*Keaton... still eating the popcorn*
Keaton: I ate all the popcorn
Wes: What the fuck, that was mine!
***
Tyler: Nippely outside tonight isn't it?
THERE'S PROBABLY WAY MORE BUT HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITES, FEEL FREE TO ADD ANY!!!

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everything love♥ (source)

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dennys:

*heavy breathing* we have hte bacon

dennys what the fuck

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WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME

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girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty 

girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands

the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master

then the girl scratching her coochie on the right

fuck this gif is just too good 

girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.

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THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean

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what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

this is some dr seuss shit what the HELL….

get me this now

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I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

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